
Scene: 1970s - Albert Finney has just robbed a bank as an unplanned accomplice of the poet Norther Winslow (played by Steve Buscemi). The vault however, which Finney inspected, was empty:
Dialogue:
Buscemi: Yeah! There's gotta be close to $400 here! And that's just from the drawers. Let's see what you got from the vault.
(looks in the vault bag)
This is it? The whole vault?
Finney: I'm afraid so.
Buscemi: It's got your deposit slip on it.
Finney: Well, I just didn't want you leaving empty-handed.
There's something you should know. The reason they don't have money...
I told Norther about the vagaries of Texas oil money...
...and its effect on real-estate prices...
...and how lax enforcement of fiduciary process...
...had made savings and loans particularly vulnerable.
Hearing this news, Norther was left with one conclusion:
He should go to Wall Street. That's where all the money is.
I knew then that while my days as a criminal were over...
Thanks for the hand!
...Norther's were just beginning.
When Norther made his first million dollars...
...he sent me a check for $10,000.
I protested, but he said it was my fee as his career advisor.
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Substitute "oil money", for "ridiculously low mortgage rates for an extended period of time" and you have a perfect apt description of the culmination of the sub-prime lending crisis.
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